***Edited to add, she DID have pants on***
My toddler made me scratch her butt crack in public today. Seriously, threw a fit – I told her to scratch her own butt but she would NOT give it up.
So I scratched it. Because I’m a mom, and that’s what moms do apparently.
She made a huge exaggerated sigh and said “ahhhhhhh” like it was the greatest thing on earth.
No longer “snack bitch”. Now I’m demoted to a butt scratcher…..
#momlife