Yesterday I was dropping Tatum off at her preschool, and they have horses there. We’re driving past the pasture and I comment to myself that there’s a ton of horse poop out there.
“That’s not horse poop, Mommy. It’s way too light brown”
So I launch into an explanation of that’s what horse turds look like and why until she gives me this “you’re stupid” look and exclaims:
“But it’s in PILES!”
Yeah, kid, it is. Big ones. 😂 Still poop.
Also tonight:
“Sharks aren’t allowed at my swim class because they’re too sharp.”
#truedat
