Lawdhavemercy these kids are giving me a run for my money today!
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Tatum: “Mommy, do you have a camera in the playroom?”
Me: “Yes, why?”
Tatum: “Are you watching the camera Mommy?”
Me: “Yes, why?”
Tatum: “Can you not watch it for a few minutes?”
Um…. no, child, and you need to work on your sneaky because that ain’t gonna cut it. š
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Five minutes later it’s all of a sudden super quiet, which any mom worth her salt knows is NOGOOD and I walk into the kitchen to find her with her arm up to her elbow in the fish tank.
“WHAT are you DOING?!?”
“Leekie wanted me to pet him….”
One of the gazillion things I never thought I’d ever say pops out: “Fish don’t like being petted, leave him alone”
*sigh*
These kids need out of the house – I just need to get over this freaking bronchitis first!