Some days I actually have 3 kids… and not one of them knows what’s going on around them.

Tatum: “I miss Derby, so much, what did he look like again?”

Wade: “He was brown and white”

Tatum: “yeah, I miss him”

Wade: “You have Biscuit now, she’s ALSO brown and white”.

Me: “Dude, she’s BLACK and white… are you for realz right now? You’ve lived with her over a year now”

Wade: “oh yeah, I guess she’s black and white, Tatum”

😂😂😂😂😂😂🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️